 |
| Well, it should. |
Donger?
Those crazy Ozzies with their colourful(google is telling me this is spelt(grr) incorrectly...well, screw you google) language.
In any case, this story revolves around some drongo being sent off a fottie pitch for being in breach of the flaming rules.
And what pray tell was his violation? Well, it was his donger of course, his old fella, his doodle (master your own oz slang here)
Anywho, during the first half of the match poor old Aaron took a direct hit to the old fellas. "Stone the crows". Queue wincing pain and raucous laughter from so called mates.
This, of course wouldn't result in a sending off. No it was while receiving treatment (a bag of birdseye frozen peas, one assumes) that his transgression was discovered.
It was discovered that this galah had a piercing in a rather intimate place. No, not his shoulder, that would be silly. His other intimate place. To quote:
"At this point the referee became aware that he had a body piercing.
"He subsequently received two yellow cards, firstly for re-entering the field of play without the referee's permission, and secondly for privacy reasons being unable to prove that he had removed the piercing."
Well isnt that a kick in the knackers. What a fruit-loop. I need to stop looking at that slang page. For those of you interested in the hilarity, watch the video below.
No comments:
Post a Comment