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1.Cloverfield: The Godzilla flick for the Youtube generation. JJ Abrahams vomit inducing movie, utilises the first person Handycam perspective, which leads the viewer to wonder why they would put themselves through such an experience. The POV film has it roots in the Blair Witch corner where we are at the mercy of the shaky hand of one of the lead protagonists. Short movie, that wont tax the brain too much and will make you look hard in front of the missus when you don’t get scared at the big bad monster.
2. Rambo: Having defeated the Viet Cong and Communism single-handily, Stallone is back in his trade mark bandana sticking it to Burmese Junta. He kills, maims and then kills some more in his latest incarnation, racking up an impressive 236 kills. This man has some serious blood on his hands. Don’t expect intricate plots combined with Oscar winning performances. Instead we’re greeted with images of a once great hero, now aged 60, pulling off kills, that a man half his age wouldn’t contemplate. Terrible movie, but you’ll definitely watch it if you grew up with these films, and yearn for the days when men were men and women needed to be rescued. Please God don’t make another one.
3. No Country for Old Men: Rent this movie NOW. That is all.
4. Jumper: Mediocre sci-fi flick that sees Hayden Christianson (You remember, he ruined Star Wars with his portrayal of Darth Vadar) adorned with the ability to teleport anywhere in the world. Madness and some impressive action sequences ensue with Sam Jackson proving, once again, that he WILL take any role. If I had a super power, it would be the power of invisibility……. I’m watching you NOW!
5. Semi-Pro: Apparently the producers of this movie walked into the studio and said: “Will Ferrell plays basketball”. They were promptly issued with several million dollars to make this Ferrell comedy, which will provide the odd laugh but nothing on the scale of the legendary Anchorman. C’mon Will, when the hell is Burgandy making a comeback? I love lamp.
6. There Will be Blood: Name one film Day-Lewis was in, that wasn’t good? I dare ya! Plus it won a wheelbarrow load of Oscars. Get it now.
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