Your life is rubbish. I’ll say that again, your life is rubbish. So its understandable that you need escapism. Its Regrettable, but understandable. But rather than my usual pseudo-intellectual rants where I pretend that I’m very important and know the key to enlightenment and feed my ego and and and……. Today im going to simply suggest other forms of escapism that are less pathetic and pointless that watching soap operas.
Here goes (in no particular order): Exercise, Go-Karting, Pornography, Playstation, Paragliding, hide and Seek, Heroin, Reading, S & M, Sport, Alcohol, Writing silly articles for a website, Night courses in Reiki, auto-erotic asphyxiation, pet ownership, hunting, social interaction, WWF wrestling, feeding the birds in the park, doing the washing up, experimenting with fire, dogging, shop lifting, downloading movies, downloading songs, putting all the cushions on the floor and pretending to be In gladiators. Sodomy, pizza, cigarettes, self-harm, cow-tipping, genocide, holidays, gambling, making scones, eating scones and finally suicide.
Seriously, anything’s got to be better than the bullshit that is eastenders, corrie, hollyoaks, neighbours, Home & away, el dorado and emmer dale farm. Utter fucking tosh.
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